April 22, 2009

DIE Laughing after reading this

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time".

("I really LOVED reading next line again and again")

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!


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SAVE EARTH

On the occasion of Earth Day, Lets all give Earth a Very special
gift. Let's all give her ENERGY.

We have come across a special website called Google Moonlight,
Link: http://www.googlemoonlight.com

Google uses white screen which consumes high power. If Google had a
black screen, taking in to account the huge number of page views,
according to calculations, 870 mega watts/hour/year would be saved.

In response, Google to create a
black version of its search engine, called Google Moonlight (Link:
http://www.googlemoonlight.com), with the exact same functions as the
white version, but obviously with much lower energy consumption.

Join hands with us to save Earth and make it a better place to live,
make it your home page.

We have already made it our home page. We encourage you to set Google
Moonlight as your home page too. This way every time you load your
Internet browser, you will save a little bit of energy. Remember every
bit counts! You will also be reminded about the need to save energy
each time you see the Google Moonlight page loads.

http://www.googlemoonlight.com

Save energy online"