November 10, 2009

True story...funny









One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't  
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
 

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
 
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
 
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
 
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
 
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
 

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
 
him and said they will be ready by that time.
 
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as
 
this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
 
seperate classrooms for the test.
 
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
 

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
 

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )
 
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?............ ....( 98 MARKS )
 

a) Front Left
 
b) Front Right
 
c) Back Left
 
d) Back Right .....!!!
 

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96

 

 

 






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GOOD LUCK



August 21, 2009

Difference between Cold and Swine Flu Symptoms



Symptom
Cold
Swine Flu
Fever
Fever is rare with a cold. Fever is usually present with the flu in up to 80% of all flu cases. A temperature of 100°F or higher for 3 to 4 days is associated with the flu.
Coughing
A hacking, productive (mucus- producing) cough is often present with a cold. A non-productive (non-mucus producing) cough is usually present with the flu (sometimes referred to as dry cough).
Aches
Slight body aches and pains can be part of a cold. Severe aches and pains are common with the flu.
Stuffy Nose
Stuffy nose is commonly present with a cold and typically resolves spontaneously within a week. Stuffy nose is not commonly present with the flu.
Chills
Chills are uncommon with a cold. 60% of people who have the flu experience chills.
Tiredness
Tiredness is fairly mild with a cold. Tiredness is moderate to severe with the flu.
Sneezing
Sneezing is commonly present with a cold. Sneezing is not common with the flu.
Sudden Symptoms
Cold symptoms tend to develop over a few days. The flu has a rapid onset within 3-6 hours. The flu hits hard and includes sudden symptoms like high fever, aches and pains.
Headache
A headache is fairly uncommon with a cold. A headache is very common with the flu, present in 80% of flu cases.
Sore Throat
Sore throat is commonly present with a cold. Sore throat is not commonly present with the flu.
Chest Discomfort
Chest discomfort is mild to moderate with a cold. Chest discomfort is often severe with the flu.






August 10, 2009

Perfect Example of Confidence




 
PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE:


A trainee in a big multinational company dialed CEO by mistake & said,


"Hey, send a hot coffee in accounts Dept in 2 min"


CEO shouted: Do you know with whom u are talking?


Trainee: NO


CEO:  I am CEO of the Company.


Trainee in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking?


CEO: No


Trainee said: Thank  God !!


& disconnected the phone

 

July 24, 2009