True story...funny

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't  
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.  

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as  
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and  
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return  
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way  
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.  

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked  
him and said they will be ready by that time.  
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as  
this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in  
seperate classrooms for the test.  
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.  

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.  

Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )  
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?............ ....( 98 MARKS )  

a) Front Left  
b) Front Right  
c) Back Left  
d) Back Right .....!!!  

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96

 

 

 

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GOOD LUCK

Difference between Cold and Swine Flu Symptoms

Symptom	Cold	Swine Flu
Fever	Fever is rare with a cold.	Fever is usually present with the flu in up to 80% of all flu cases. A temperature of 100°F or higher for 3 to 4 days is associated with the flu.
Coughing	A hacking, productive (mucus- producing) cough is often present with a cold.	A non-productive (non-mucus producing) cough is usually present with the flu (sometimes referred to as dry cough).
Aches	Slight body aches and pains can be part of a cold.	Severe aches and pains are common with the flu.
Stuffy Nose	Stuffy nose is commonly present with a cold and typically resolves spontaneously within a week.	Stuffy nose is not commonly present with the flu.
Chills	Chills are uncommon with a cold.	60% of people who have the flu experience chills.
Tiredness	Tiredness is fairly mild with a cold.	Tiredness is moderate to severe with the flu.
Sneezing	Sneezing is commonly present with a cold.	Sneezing is not common with the flu.
Sudden Symptoms	Cold symptoms tend to develop over a few days.	The flu has a rapid onset within 3-6 hours. The flu hits hard and includes sudden symptoms like high fever, aches and pains.
Headache	A headache is fairly uncommon with a cold.	A headache is very common with the flu, present in 80% of flu cases.
Sore Throat	Sore throat is commonly present with a cold.	Sore throat is not commonly present with the flu.
Chest Discomfort	Chest discomfort is mild to moderate with a cold.	Chest discomfort is often severe with the flu.

Apology from a special Person!!.............for flu

Perfect Example of Confidence

 

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF CONFIDENCE: A trainee in a big multinational company dialed CEO by mistake & said, "Hey, send a hot coffee in accounts Dept in 2 min" CEO shouted: Do you know with whom u are talking? Trainee: NO CEO:  I am CEO of the Company. Trainee in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking? CEO: No Trainee said: Thank  God !! & disconnected the phone

 

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Human Race

BE POSITIVE

TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!   NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE ALWAYS HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IN LIFE. THERE IS SOMETHING POSITIVE IN EVERY PERSON. EVEN A STOPPED WATCH IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Limits for Anger and Love

NO LIMITS....... While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.... With painful eyes he asked 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' Man was so hurt and speechless. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches, child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'. The next day that man committed suicide. . . Anger and Love have no limits; choose the later to have a beautiful & lovely life.... Things are to be used and people are to be loved, But the problem in today's world is that, People are used and things are loved.......

Root Cause Analysis of Swine Flu

Sardar Strikes Again

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new




Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White




Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".




Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: My lord, U R coming daily, don't U have shame?




Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.




Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.




Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"




Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.




Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key




Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....




After finishing MBBS , Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears

By Torch & Finallly Said: Torch is okay"

The making of vodafone zoozoo...its not animated

ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST

junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub
the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat
and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be
In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."
Pufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

What Sharukh will Do???!!!

DIE Laughing after reading this

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are alwaysgetting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time".

("I really LOVED reading next line again and again")

GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!

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SAVE EARTH

On the occasion of Earth Day, Lets all give Earth a Very special
gift. Let's all give her ENERGY.

We have come across a special website called Google Moonlight,
Link: http://www.googlemoonlight.com

Google uses white screen which consumes high power. If Google had a
black screen, taking in to account the huge number of page views,
according to calculations, 870 mega watts/hour/year would be saved.

In response, Google to create a
black version of its search engine, called Google Moonlight (Link:
http://www.googlemoonlight.com), with the exact same functions as the
white version, but obviously with much lower energy consumption.

Join hands with us to save Earth and make it a better place to live,
make it your home page.

We have already made it our home page. We encourage you to set Google
Moonlight as your home page too. This way every time you load your
Internet browser, you will save a little bit of energy. Remember every
bit counts! You will also be reminded about the need to save energy
each time you see the Google Moonlight page loads.

http://www.googlemoonlight.com

Save energy online"

VOTE INDIA

Come elections, we see the same old story - booth capturing, poll violence, vote buying, muscle power, communal polarization, vote bank politics…  Post elections, power may change hands, but the system remains scarily indifferent. Corruption, red tape, government apathy, criminalization of politics and a lack of governance and accountability exclude the possibility of real change. It's time we stopped being silent spectators. It's time we ensured that candidates with criminal records do not get elected. It's time we made our vote count. A National Campaign for Political Reform is a step in that direction. Its aim is to make people aware of the solutions to our political and governance crisis. A starting point could be reforms in our electoral process through the introduction of Proportional Representation, direct elections for the Head of Government at the State level and regulating the arbitrary functioning of political parties. These measures will enable honest and qualified candidates to get elected. And the election results would accurately represent voters' wishes. Courtesy www.loksatta.org

Deadly Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Laloo ka Computer......!!