February 11, 2009
Modern Heights
1.What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip .
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
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3.What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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6. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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7. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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8. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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9. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
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MONALISA
DAY AFTER DAY
HANGING OUT ON THE WALL
NOTHING TO DO
HUNDREDS OF YEARS GO BY
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
February 8, 2009
All About Driving
Do you know why they are driving like this????
Because they don't have 4 wheeler driving license....DO NOT KEEP YOUR LEGS NEAR THE CPU...
SO FRIENDS BE CAREFUL...
check ur CPU ( true incident in WIPRO hyderabad )
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